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Submitted by Ruhamah on July 20, 2020, 8:07 a.m. UTC

@gGoat's House @w The goat's house is charming, with a small table sitting in the center @wand three piles of clean straw for bedding. The table has a small bowl on @wit, filled with roses and irises, and you wonder who could have put them @wthere (goats being notoriously short of fingers and thumbs). Perhaps they @whave a maid, as the room is also spotlessly clean. @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe first Billy Goat Gruff bravely challenges the bridge. @RBilly Goat Gruff smoulders as the lightning destroys him!! @gOn A Bridge (G) @w You cross a small wooden bridge that spans a lovely stream. The water @wtrickles underneath, and the handrails are covered with strange figures. A @wdark cave lies just beneath the bridge, the pungent odor rising and making @wyou wish to hurry across this lovely place. The wind whispers through the @wtrees lining the stream, sending strange echoes through the air. @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe troll under the bridge politely offers you rib of goat. @wA voice issues from under the bridge. @CThe troll under the bridge exclaims, @c"@CTrip-Trap, Trip-Trap! I am going mad with the constan@Ct Trip-Trapping of those blasted goats! I'd give all my wealth if someone would just get ri@Cd of them for me!!@c" @w @wA small, green figure emerges from under the bridge, waving a club menacingly. He @wstops when he sees you, and peers at you with a very short-sighted scowl on his face. @CThe troll under the bridge exclaims, @c"@CWhy, you're not a goat! You're more of a ... pink type@C thing. Did you get rid of that dratted goat for me!? If you did, you can expect a big rew@Card!@c" @w @wHe hops excitedly as you report the tragic demise of the first Billy @wGoat Gruff. Running down the road, he hauls the corpse back and starts up a @wbarbeque. Over an excellent meal of roast goat, he waves a leg bone at you @wand burps. @CThe troll under the bridge says, @c"@CIf you were to get rid of the other two Billy Goat Gruffs,@C I would be most generous. Most generous indeed.@c" @w @wYou receive a chunk of goat meat from the troll under the bridge. @gUnder A Bridge @w Deep in the cave under the bridge, the pungent odor is very strong. @wStrange-looking bones lie scattered on the ground, and the walls are covered @wwith a glowing green algae. A deep greenish-brown muck squishes underneath @wyour feet, and as your eyes adjust to the dark, you seem to see a movement @win the back of the cave. @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe second Billy Goat Gruff approaches the bridge with caution. @RBilly Goat Gruff smoulders as the lightning destroys him!! @gOn A Bridge (G) @w Back on the lovely bridge, you notice a few deep scratch marks in the @wrailing. The water beneath the bridge is slightly clouded, and the wind has @wpicked up, howling through the arches and whistling around you, as if in @wwarning. Fish no longer swim through the water, as if sensing something @wevil to come. @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe troll under the bridge happily salts goat meat in preparation for winter. @wThe little troll leaps from under the bridge again, waving his club and @wscreaming. When he sees it's just you, however, he calms right down. @CThe troll under the bridge asks, @c"@CGot another of those damn goats?@c" @w @wHe cackles gleefully, rubbing his hands. With a happy spring in his step, he @whauls the other goat down to the bridge, skins it and begins smoking the meat. @wYou receive a goat skin from the troll under the bridge. @gUnder A Bridge @w Under the bridge again, you notice stains of red and a pile of fresh @wbones on the floor, as if someone (or something) just had a fine meal down @where. It must have been an uncooked meal, however, as there is no scent of @wsmoke in the air, and it is far too damp to consider building a fire. The @wcreeping water does not quite reach into the cave. @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe third Billy Goat Gruff bravely refuses to approach the bridge. @RBilly Goat Gruff smoulders as the lightning destroys him!! @gOn A Bridge @w On the bridge, you see heavy scratches and gouges in the wood, @wobliterating most of the carvings. The wind has picked up into a heavy @wthunderstorm, and you see deep brown and red stains on the wood, as if it @wwere blood. The water beneath the bridge is very cloudy now, though it @wlooks far too reddish to be mud. @w @g[ Exits: south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe troll under the bridge burps and waddles towards you. @wThe troll bursts one more time from under his bridge, waving his club and @wscreaming wildly. You notice he's bruised and cut and generally in pretty @wsorry shape. He glares at you, and brandishes his club, as if daring you to @wsay anything. @w @wThe troll under the bridge peers at you intently @CThe troll under the bridge asks, @c"@CIs it dead? Is the last one truly dead!?@c" @w @wHe spins around in a circle happily, wincing as he pulls bruised bones. @CThe troll under the bridge exclaims, @c"@CThat stupid third Billy Goat Gruff came down here last@C night and beat me up, but now he's dead and I never have to hear that trip-trap again!@c" @w @wHe dives beneath his bridge and comes up with a gold charm. 'Take this!' he @wcries, pressing it into your hand. He then disappears under his bridge, never @wto be seen again. @wYou receive a gold charm from the troll under the bridge. @wYou give a gold charm to a weasel. @wThe weasel bites into the charm, and spits out a chunk of gold plating. @wA weasel has just 'pfft'ed you! How disgusting! @CA weasel exclaims, @c"@CI always knew there was something off with that troll!@c" @w @CA weasel screams, @c"@CGold nickel plating, cheapskate! Tightwad! LOOOOOSER!!!!@c" @w @wThe weasel throws the charm to the ground and proceeds to stomp all over it, @wshrieking angrily the entire time. You never knew weasels were so hyper about @wgold plating, but apparently it's quite the thing not to do to a weasel. @wPanting and huffing, the weasel finally finishes destroying the gold charm. @wHope the spell still knows what to do with it, now that it's a twisted mass @wof metal. @CA weasel says, @c"@CSorry about that, I sometimes forget myself.@c" @w @wA weasel eyes the room suspiciously. @CA weasel exclaims, @c"@CWell, let's get back to it then, shall we? What are you waiting for?! @CHop to it!@c" @w @wThe weasel whirls around and throws the chunk of tin and gold plating into the pot, @wdancing back as it splashes up at him. @CA weasel asks, @c"@CWhat's next, what's next!?@c" @w @wA weasel sits down and thinks deeply. @CA weasel says, @c"@COh, right! Next we'll need the golden egg from the golden goose.@c" @w @CA weasel exclaims, @c"@CFor the love of all things rodent, don't bring me the goose!@c" @w @CA weasel says, @c"@CLast time I faced off a goose I almost lost a toe. Of course, the goose was@C delicious.@c" @w @wA weasel sits back with a Coke and a smile. @CA weasel says, @c"@CRight! Just an egg. Specifically, a golden egg. Don't bother with any of @Cthose others.@c" @w @CA weasel says, @c"@CA garden variety egg is just going to piss off the powers that be, to be hon@Cest with you.@c" @w @CA weasel says, @c"@CAnd you're skating on thin ice as it is, already.@c" @w @CA weasel exclaims, @c"@COff you go then, and remember, only a golden egg!@c" @w @W**@Y Task Done @w: Bring the troll's charm back to the weasel. @W** @GTask Added @w: Bring the golden egg back to the weasel.

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