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Submitted by Ruhamah on July 20, 2020, 4:05 a.m. UTC

@gA Small Manor @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @w(Hidden) @y(Golden Aura) @yElla's dying father leans against his horse, coughing out his last br@yeath. @y(Golden Aura) @yElla weeps beside the body of her dying father... @wOhh cripe...Ella's dying father is telling you his life story! Where's a gun when you need @wone... @wElla's father leans back against his horse, coughing up blood. @wHe turns his eyes to you and whispers: @wElla, my poor sweet Ella, what will become of her. Here, take her this, my amulet, and tell@w her that I have always loved her more than life itself. @wHe coughs again and sags against the horse, dead. @w @wOr maybe not. He struggles to sit once again and whispers: @wLife is so cruel...it hands you a rose but forgets to tell you about the thorns. As, the bi@wtter sting of a thorn is upon me now, a thorn on a rose I thought once to love and cherish..@w. @w @wBut, with a gasp, he sits up once again, looks at you as if he wanted to @wspeak, clutches his chest, and falls again. @w @wThere is a wail behind you and you turn to see young Ella, barely 10 @wyears of age, running towards you. She sinks to the ground by her father, @wand takes one limp hand in her own, crying softly. @w @wHer father (apparently still not dead) raises himself to his elbow @wpainfully and embraces her, leaving red blood stains down the front of her @wdress. She holds him tightly, and looks at you accusingly, as if she @wknows that you were the one to cause her father's demise. Her father @wbreathes out another word of love and dies in her arms. @w @wYou shake your head sadly, thinking that, yes, this is entirely too @wmelodramatic a scene. Maybe you should chat with the producer? @wElla gives an amulet to Ella's dying father. @CElla's dying father exclaims 'Alas, my life is over! I had so many things planned!' @w @wYou get an amulet from the frazzled corpse of Ella's dying father. @wYou give an amulet to Ella. @wElla sinks to the ground, sobbing quietly to herself. @CElla asks, @c"@CWhy, stepmother, why did he leave me? Did I not love him enough? Was I not an @Cobedient daughter? Why would he go away and leave me?@c" @w @wShe clutches the amulet to her chest, turns to you. @CElla says, @c"@CMy father chose you for his wife, and I shall always be an obedient daughter to @Cyou as I was to him.@c" @w @wShe turns and trudges away from the scene. A piece of paper flutters from her pocket @wto the ground, which you pick up in curiousity. @wYou receive a sheet of lyrics from Ella @wEvery time she'd find a minute @wThat's the time that they begin it @wCinderelly, Cinderelly @wCinderella! @wCinderelly, Cinderelly @wNight and day it's Cinderelly @wMake the fire, fix the breakfast @wWash the dishes, do the mopping @wAnd the sweeping and the dusting @wThey always keep her hopping @wShe goes around in circles @wTill she's very, very dizzy @wStill they holler @wKeep a-busy Cinderelly; @wWe can do it, we can do it @wWe can help our Cinderelly @wWe can make her dress so pretty @wThere's nothing to it, really @wWe'll tie a sash around it @wPut a ribbon through it @wWhen dancing at the ball @wShe'll be more beautiful than all @wIn the lovely dress we'll make for Cinderelly @wHurry, hurry, hurry, hurry @wGonna help our Cinderelly @wGot no time to dilly-dally @wWe gotta get a-goin' @wI'll cut with these scissors @wAnd I can do the sewing @wLeave the sewing to the women @wYou go get some trimmin' @wAnd we'll make a lovely dress for Cinderlly @wWe'll make a lovely dress for @wCinderelly @CYou say 'and the sweeping and the dusting' @w @wThe mice scamper around the room happily at your @wsong, gathering up ribbons and fabric and beads. @wThey press the pile into your hands and race off, @wstill singing... @w @wI wonder, I wonder @wI wonder why each little bird @wHas a someone @wTo sing to @wSweet things to @wA gay little lark melody @wI wonder, I wonder @wIf my heart keeps singing @wWill my heart go winging @wTo someone @wWho'll find me @wAnd bring back a love song @wTo me @w @wYou receive a pile of ribbons from Cinderella. @gIn the Pumpkin Patch @w You stand amid a pumpkin patch filled with yellow and orange pumpkins, some @wripe, some not. While hardly prize-winning, these vegetables are in good @wcondition, and should fetch a decent price on the market. Why, there's @whardly any worms nesting in them, and the moldy pieces won't show if you @wset them up right at the marketplace... @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @w A huge, orange pumpkin sits on the ground here... @w(Invis) @y(Golden Aura) @yA faerie godmother stands here with an annoyed look on her face. @y(Golden Aura) @yA small mouse runs away from you in terror. @y(Golden Aura) @yA small mouse runs away from you in terror. @y(Golden Aura) @yA small mouse runs away from you in terror. @y(Golden Aura) @yA small mouse runs away from you in terror. @wYou get a small mouse from the frazzled corpse of a mouse. @wYou sit on a pumpkin. @wYou sit down heavily on a pumpkin, squashing it. Standing @wup quickly and trying to brush the slimy remains off your @wclothes, you are surprised to find a tiny woman in front of @wyou, jumping up and down and screaming. @w @wThe little faerie peers intently at you. @CA faerie godmother exclaims, @c"@CWell, you've done a fine job destroying your carriage, now I'l@Cl have to go and find another one, I suppose. What do I look like, Farmer Jones? These thi@Cngs don't grow on trees, you know!@c" @w @wShe glares at you. @CA faerie godmother says, @c"@CI hope you brought the mouse like I told you.@c" @w @wThe little faerie nods approvingly. @CA faerie godmother says, @c"@CVery good, very fine specimen. Hand it here, will you? Careful o@Cf the tail, it would be a pretty poor footman without a bum to sit on. @c" @w @wYou begin to wonder if maybe this woman is a little loopy. @w @wYour eyes grow wide with amazement as the little faerie drops @wthe mouse to the floor and begins singing: @wSalagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo @wPut 'em together and what have you got @wbibbidi-bobbidi-boo @w @wSalagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo @wIt'll do magic believe it or not @wbibbidi-bobbidi-boo @w @wSalagadoola means mechicka booleroo @wBut the thingmabob that does the job is @wbibbidi-bobbidi-boo @w @wSalagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo @wPut 'em together and what have you got @wbibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi-boo @w @wThe mouse twists and squeaks and elongates into a human form, @wwhich blinks up at you stupidly. She may have been able to @wgive it human form, but not human intelligence, apparently. @wYou turn around and see with amazement that the pumpkin has @wbecome a carriage, drawn by four white horses shod in silver. @wThe door is held open for you as you sweep into the carriage. @wYou receive an invitation from a faerie godmother. @wYou sit on a bench. @wThe prince sits next to you on the bench, his arm creeping around @wyour waist. He looks soulfully into your eyes, and pledges his @weternal love to you. Kind of silly, when you think about it. I @wmean, he met you, what, 2 minutes ago? Not including the time he @wtossed you out of his castle, that is. Of course, most kids these @wdays don't understand about committment, so what do you expect? @wAnd, quite frankly, you're not sure he's hitting all four bases on @wthe homerun, if you understand where I'm going with it... @wThe clock strikes 12, and you remember the warning your faerie godmother @wgave you. Gathering your skirts up, you gratefully flee, stopping only to @wconveniently drop a slipper and snitch a rose from a nearby thorny bush... @wFunny how these things always seem to work out, isn't it? @wYou receive a red rose from Prince Charming. @wYou give a red rose to Prince Charming. @wThe prince gasps as he sees you, and motions you to sit on the chair @win front of him. He fits the slipper to your foot, and almost falls @wout of the stool he's sitting on. He quickly stands up and @wembraces you passionately, kissing you repeatedly. He picks you @wup and sweeps you out the door, into his carriage, and up into the @wcastle, where he leaves you with the royal dressers to fit you out @wfor the wedding. They strip you down to the buff, ready to fit you @wout for your wedding gown. @wYou can't remove a silvery dress. @wYou remove a pair of glass slippers from your feet. @wThe dressers fit you out in your sparkling, shiny, really spiffy @wwedding dress, and lead you to where the prince and the chaplain @ware waiting for you. The chaplain pronounces the words, waves his @whands, and you are married! @C[ @M[ @Y[ @WBells ring across the realm as @CRuhamah @Wand @CPrince Charming @Ware happily married! @Y] @M] @C] @wHey! Wait a minute! Wasn't he supposed to ask you if you wanted @wto do this? You don't recall ever saying, 'I do', but it's too late @wnow, you're married! The prince, as a wedding gift, has your stepmother @whauled from her manor and forces her to dance in iron shoes that have @wbeen heated over a fire, while he gets drunk and eventually lumbers off @wto have sex with the serving wench. Your stepmother, weakened though she @wis, takes advantage of his absence to attack you! Guess she's not a very @wgood loser... @wYou receive your stepmother's head from Prince Charming. @wThe Evil Stepmother is in perfect health. @wYou give your stepmother's head to a weasel. @w @W**@Y Task Done @w: Bring your stepmother's head back to the weasel. @W** @GTask Added @w: Bring the Beast's wedding ring back to the weasel. @CA weasel says, @c"@CWow, she looks pissed. Obviously she didn't go quietly into that great good@Cnight.@c" @w @wA weasel stares at the sky. @CA weasel says, @c"@CWell, any way to get a head.@c" @w @wThe weasel giggles madly to himself for a few minutes. @CA weasel says, @c"@CWhere was I? Oh yes, your next task! Bring to me the Beast's wedding ring.@c" @w @CA weasel says, @c"@CPreferably without his finger attached. Animal fur makes me sneeze.@c" @w @wA weasel looks around and whistles innocently. @w

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