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Submitted by Ruhamah on July 20, 2020, 6:25 a.m. UTC

@gThe Cherry Grove @w @w Stately cherry trees rise into the sky all around you. Bird nets lie @wstrewn across the trees, presumably to keep away the sparrows that flit @wabout overhead. There is a guard post set up here, with protection from @wfoul weather, and a teapot and small stove. The ground is cleared of any @wunderbrush. To your interest, you notice that no fallen cherries lie @waround. Whoever owns this grove must really love cherries. @gIn The Forest @w You walk through a tall, stately forest. No underbrush or small bushes @wbar your way, and the ground gives evidence of being swept clean regularly. @wThis is obviously the favored hunting grounds of some nobleman, given the @worganization of the area and the lack of wildlife in evidence. In the @wdistance, you can hear movement through the forest, however, and the @woccasional cry of a bird. @w @g[ Exits: north west ] @y(Golden Aura) @yIvan the fool wanders the forest, lost. @w @g[ Exits: north east ] @y(Golden Aura) @yA guard of the Tzar's handpicked legions nervously guards the cherry trees. @y(Golden Aura) @yA guard of the Tzar's handpicked legions nervously guards the cherry trees. @y(Golden Aura) @yA guard of the Tzar's handpicked legions nervously guards the cherry trees. @y(Golden Aura) @yA guard of the Tzar's handpicked legions nervously guards the cherry trees. @wYou give @Y10,000@w gold to a guard. @wThe guard peers around himself cautiously. @CA guard says, @c"@CThe Tzar is very particular about his cherries, you know. This could get me i@Cn a lot of trouble.@c" @w @wA guard stares at the sky. @CA guard says, @c"@CBut I've got pet fish to feed.@c" @w @wThe guard pulls a ripe cherry off a nearby tree. @wYou receive a cherry from a guard. @wYou both wince and duck as sirens begin flaring and lights flashing. It's the @wemergency light fingers scan, especially designed for the Tzar by his pet @wwizard! Better run, before the guards catch you here! @w @w @wOh, wait, the alarms are dying down. In the distance, you hear faint cursing, @wand the sound of someone beating on a metal box with a very large hammer. @wGuess the wizard still has some work to do on this one. @gIn A Castle @w @g[ Exits: north south ] @r(Red Aura) @yTzar Ivan sits on his throne, eating cherries. @w @wYou eat a cherry. @wThe Tzar sits up and stares at you, his face slowly purpling @wwith insane fury. @CTzar Ivan screams, @c"@CHOW DARE YOU!?!!!!@c" @w @wHe bellows incoherently, his fingers digging into the @warmrests of his throne. @w @wHe claps his hands together, and orders the guards to tar you, feather you, @wand throw you to the wolves in the forest. @wThe guards haul you from the throne room. After a brief investigation @w(with a quick stop in the brothel and the ale-house, in case it might be @whiding in there), they discover that they're out of tar, and the only @wfeathers they can find wouldn't match your outfit. Being the motivated @wsoldiers that they are, however, they plunk a jester's cap on your head, @wgive you a light beating, and toss you into the forest. @wYou receive a @Yj@Re@gs@Bt@we@rr@G'@Ms @wcap from Tzar Ivan. @wYou wear a @Yj@Re@gs@Bt@we@rr@G'@Ms @wcap on your head. @wbearing ripe fruit on the same limb. Small nooks hide marble fountains, and @wbeautiful statuary, mostly of handsome young men, adorn the walkways. The @wwalkways themselves are lined with cool, white marble. @w @g[ Exits: east south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe Kaschei's cook is here, preparing delicacies for his master. @wYou jump on the floor and breakdance wildly! @wThe Kaschei's cook sits up, suddenly interested. @CThe Kaschei's cook asks, @c"@CWow! I haven't seen a performance like that since Little Billy an@Cd the Bootleg Bowlers came through three years ago. Now, let me tell you, that was a show! @C They did it all! Elf bowling, dwarf bowling, even some sprite darts! You ever seen sprite@C darts? You nail one of the little suckers up to a board and throw darts at it. Great fun,@C but you've got to know what you're doing, or they die too quick. Gotta remember to nail 'e@Cm up by the wings, see?@c" @w @wHe beams with pride at you. @w @w @wHe sniffs sadly, and stares into space, remembering the good old days. @wWith a start, he remembers himself. @CThe Kaschei's cook says, @c"@CHey, want a job? We could use a jester around here. Lord knows i@Ct gets boring as hell, waiting for anything interesting to happen.@c" @w @wHe digs through a chest and comes up with some clothing, only slightly used and washed @wlast year. @wYou receive a servant's outfit from the Kaschei's cook. @wYou receive a @Yj@Re@gs@Bte@rr@G'@Ms@w cap from the Kaschei's cook. @wYou wear a servant's outfit on your torso. @wYou wear a @Yj@Re@gs@Bte@rr@G'@Ms@w cap on your head. @gKaschei's Throne Room @w You stare around you in awe at the throne room you've just entered. The @wfloor seems to be a seamless piece of black marble, veined in a fiery red. @wThe walls stretch upwards to a ceiling hidden by height and shadow. The @wonly piece of furniture in this room is an enormous golden throne, engraved @wwith roaring lions and firebirds in flight. Crystal balls shed either light @wor a hauntingly beautiful music. @w @g[ Exits: north east ] @r(Red Aura) @yThe Kaschei sits on his throne, haughtily ignoring everyone. @CThe Kaschei exclaims, @c"@CNoooo! This cant be happening! The Evil Sorcerer ALWAYS win...hmm, @Cscratch that. Director!@c" @w @wHe impatiently taps his foot. @w @w @wIn a moment, a pale young man, dressed in black and carrying a clipboard @wwalks onto the scene. The evil sorcerer glares at him. @CThe Kaschei asks, @c"@CReally, can't we come up with some original lines here? MUST we always p@Carrot lame dialogue from a show where they couldn't even afford HORSES?@c" @w @wThe director shrugs, pulls a piece of paper off the clipboard, and shows it @wto the evil sorcerer. Whatever it is seems to infuriate the sorcerer, as he @wscreams, rips up the paper, and turns the director into a new...err...toad. @w @wThe sorcerer turns to you and glares. @CThe Kaschei exclaims, @c"@CWell, I wont dignify this scene with my presence any more!@c" @w @wHe strips to the buff, rips off his ring, and drops it all to the floor. @wStark naked, he then parades in a dignified fashion out of the room. @wYou reach down to get his belongings, but find that only the ring remains. @wYou receive a sorcerer's ring from the Kaschei. @gIn The Forest @w You walk through a tall, stately forest. No underbrush or small bushes @wbar your way, and the ground gives evidence of being swept clean regularly. @wThis is obviously the favored hunting grounds of some nobleman, given the @worganization of the area and the lack of wildlife in evidence. In the @wdistance, you can hear movement through the forest, however, and the @woccasional cry of a bird. @w @g[ Exits: north west ] @y(Golden Aura) @yIvan the fool wanders the forest, lost. @wYou give a sorcerer's ring to Ivan the fool. @wIvan stares at the ring in his hand. He then peers at you intently and says, @CIvan the fool asks, @c"@CWell, this is something I should have done, but between you and me, nob@Cody else needs to know, right?@c" @w @wHe winks cheerfully and strolls off, leaving a bag of cherries on the stump @wnext to where he was standing. @w @wRemembering what started this entire thing, you take one out of the bag. @wYou receive a ripe cherry from Ivan the fool. @gIn The Forest @w @w The forest around you is light, with stately trees reaching delicate @wbranches towards the sun. Songbirds merrily sing, and deer cross your path, @wlooking at you curiously. A light breeze springs up, bringing you the scent @wof pine. A small stream gurgles merrily nearby, and the feeling of @whappiness fills the air. @w @g[ Exits: south ] @y(Golden Aura) @yThe Firebird floats above the forest. @y(Golden Aura) @yIvan wanders the forest, happy with his true love. @wYou drop a ripe cherry. @wThe Firebird gets a ripe cherry. @wThe firebird hisses in annoyance that you think she can be so @weasily bought, but you notice that it doesn't stop her from snatching up @wthe cherry and happily eating it. Typical of most women, she doesn't @wthank you, just soars off in search of more fruit. You're about to turn @waway in disgust and leave when you see something glimmering on the @wground. It's a firebird feather! @wYou receive a firebird feather from the Firebird. @wThe Firebird eats a ripe cherry. @wYou give a firebird feather to a weasel. @wThe weasel gingerly takes the firebird feather, tossing it into the air and blowing on his @wfingers like it's hot. He whirls around and tosses it into the pot with the other things @wyou've brought him. The odor that rises isn't exactly appetizing...burnt stepmother head @wseveral days old and a whiff of toasted gemstone. @CA weasel asks, @c"@CPerfect! But we've barely started, and we're running late already! What's @Cnext?@c" @w @CA weasel asks, @c"@COh, yes! I need a crest from the royal family. Which royal family?@c" @w @wA weasel eyes you suspiciously. @CA weasel exclaims, @c"@CThere's only one royal family with a worthwhile crest to get, so get to @Cit!@c" @w @W**@Y Task Done @w: Bring a firebird's feather back to the weasel. @W** @GTask Added @w: Bring a royal crest back to the weasel.

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